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What rhymes with ''Orange''? Brother Dave's Doggerel For The Day, 2010 Archive

Following are collected verses of doggerel that were written during the year 2010. Some verses may be accompanied by notes that were originally included when e-mailed to a few family members and friends, usually within a few minutes of the verses having been completed.

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Brother Dave's Doggerel For The Day, 01/01/10


Okay, maybe I'm jaded.
But newness faded so fast.
And already the New Year
Feels a lot like the last.

Burma ShÖ Er, Myanmar Shave!

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Brother Dave's Doggerel For The Day, 04/21/10


Plant Life love is in the air,
With its plusses and its minuses.
Tho' it leads to seeds and little plants,
Must the lust invade my sinuses?

To procreate, plants pollinate.
That I must breathe it in is eventual.
So when pollen goes up my nose,
Itís a sex act thatís not consensual.

Trans-species sex is perverse.
Consider a shepherd and sheep heís dated.
But how plants violate me is worse.
Iím a victim, cross-pollinated.

NOTE: This day's doggerel was a series of three tweets posted throughout the day, between 7:43am and 10:19pm. They were soon to become the basis for a new song: Sneezin' Season (Brother Dave's Ragweed Rag), which is still a work in progress, I guess. Hmm, I really should return to and complete that project sometime. It only needs a little more polishing, I believe. Oy.


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Brother Dave's Doggerel For The Day, 04/27/10


Twenty-one-years-and-a-day-ago today.
Lucille Ball, 78, passed away.
She might still be alive, I say,
If she'd been on a daily regimen
Of bonbons and Vitameatavegamin.


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Brother Dave's Doggerel For The Day, 04/28/10


When she said that I'm misogynistic
I said, "Oh, no, not really. Nope.
At best, I guess, you're halfway right
'Cause I'm actually a misanthrope."


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Brother Dave's Doggerel For The Day, 07/04/10


In all transubstantiation situations,
Each and every solely wholly holy time,
One turns both cannibal and vampire
From just a taste of bread and wine.


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Brother Dave's Doggerel For The Day, 09/13/10


Do you want something cool?
Well, please take my advice:
Chill some carbon-filtered water.
Below 32-degrees F will suffice
To recreate my personal recipe
For Brother Dave's Gourmet Ice!


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Brother Dave's Doggerel For The Day, 10/10/10


A note and a wish for you, m'Dears:
Today's date is Ten-Ten-Ten.
May you live another hundred years
To see the date once again.


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Brother Dave's Doggerel For The Day, 11/08/10


So, ipso facto, if you are what you eat,
Then, ergo, you were what you excrete.


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